Thursday, July 29, 2010

Entry: Disaster on Teh_Interwebz


Dr uv EV1L has entered the room. 10:16 pm
Dr uv EV1L 10:17 pm
(10:17:07 PM): MUAhahahahaha!
(10:17:30 PM): My Evil Plans are nearly completed!
(10:18:16 PM): I'll finally get my sweet revenge come Tuesday night! Nothing can stop me! >:D


ImTehHero has entered the room. 10:18 pm
ImTehHero 10:19 pm
(10:19:04 PM): haHA! I have found you!


Dr uv EV1L 10:19 pm
(10:19:50 PM): Ohnoes! :( Not ImTehHero! :( My ArchNemesis!


ImTehHero 10:19 pm
(10:19:59 PM): None other! I told you you couldn't hide from me on the internet! Now I shall keep you from your evil deeds!


Dr uv EV1L 10:21 pm
(10:21:14 PM): You shall fail! In a few days time, my plans shall force all people to suffer the way I did!


ImTehHero 10:21 pm
(10:21:26 PM): Wait, you suffered?


Dr uv EV1L 10:21 pm
(10:21:36 PM): Yes! Most dreadfully!


ImTehHero 10:21 pm
(10:21:50 PM): How awful, what happened?


Dr uv EV1L 10:22 pm
(10:22:22 PM): When I was a child...


ImTehHero 10:22 pm
(10:22:27 PM): You suffered in your childhood?


Dr uv EV1L 10:22 pm
(10:22:36 PM): Indeed!


Dr uv EV1L 10:23 pm
(10:23:07 PM): As a young boy I was given a set of books that were to be my only entertainment...


ImTehHero 10:23 pm
(10:23:23 PM): What Books?


Dr uv EV1L 10:24 pm
(10:24:40 PM): The most damned books in all bookdom! Where's Waldo! D:<


ImTehHero 10:24 pm
(10:24:51 PM):


Dr uv EV1L 10:25 pm
(10:25:48 PM): For weeeeeeeeks I poured over the books, night and day, morning and evening, I skipped MEALS!!!
(10:26:20 PM): But after all my work, not a damned Waldo to be found!


ImTehHero 10:26 pm
(10:26:39 PM): And how did that make you feel?


Dr uv EV1L 10:26 pm
(10:26:50 PM): Most Wretched!


ImTehHero 10:27 pm
(10:27:19 PM): But I don't understand, how can you arrange for that to happen to others?


Dr uv EV1L 10:27 pm
(10:27:50 PM): HaHA!!! That's where my genius comes in! I have arranged for the next printing of Where's Waldo to have all the Waldos whited-out!


ImTehHero 10:27 pm
(10:27:58 PM): Ohnoes!


Dr uv EV1L 10:28 pm
(10:28:06 PM): Yes!


ImTehHero 10:28 pm
(10:28:27 PM): But now that you have revealed your foul deed to me, I can stop it!


Dr uv EV1L 10:28 pm
(10:28:57 PM): Hardly! You don't know what day the printing is done!


ImTehHero 10:28 pm
(10:28:27 PM): Hold on, brb.


JstSumHottie has entered the room. 10:31 pm

ImTehHero 10:31 pm
(10:31:27 PM): k, back.


Dr uv EV1L 10:31 pm
(10:31:32 PM): You'll never save Waldo!


JstSumHottie 10:31 pm
(10:31:52 PM): Waldo? As in Where's Waldo? I hate those books!


Dr uv EV1L 10:32 pm
(10:32:01 PM): ...Really? You hate Waldo?? :)


JstSumHottie 10:33 pm
(10:33:03 PM): Yeah, as I was telling my fellow hot college co-eds, Where's Waldo like, totally sucks, and someone should take them down a peg.


ImTehHero 10:33 pm
(10:33:25 PM): Heya, hottie, you wanna meet up girl?


JstSumHottie 10:33 pm
(10:33:39 PM): eww! No! >:-P


Dr uv EV1L 10:33 pm
(10:33:50 PM): ...and you even dis my nemesis?! :) :)


JstSumHottie 10:33 pm
(10:33:55 PM): your what?


Dr uv EV1L 10:34 pm
(10:34:22 PM): neveryoumind, my dear. :) Would you care to meet up some time maybe? :) :) :)


JstSumHottie 10:34 pm
(10:34:42 PM): Sure! :) Are you available Sunday?


Dr uv EV1L 10:34 pm
(10:34:44 PM): Yes! :D


JstSumHottie 10:35 pm
(10:35:01 PM): oh, wait. What about Monday? are you available Monday?


Dr uv EV1L 10:35 pm
(10:35:08 PM): yes, yes I am! :D :D


JstSumHottie 10:35 pm
(10:35:32 PM): ummm, hold on, What about Tuesday? Are you available Tuesday?


Dr uv EV1L 10:35 pm
(10:35:52 PM): oh, um, actually, Tuesday's no good for me.


ImTehHero 10:35 pm
(10:35:59 PM): haHA!

(10:36:13 PM): So the printing happens on TUESDAY!


Dr uv EV1L 10:36 pm
(10:36:20 PM): wha-what???


JstSumHottie 10:36 pm
(10:36:52 PM): I played you like a fool! There IS no hottie!


Dr uv EV1L 10:37 pm
(10:37:35 PM): And And I just revealed when the printing happens!


ImTehHero 10:37 pm
(10:37:43 PM): And now I can stop you!


Dr uv EV1L 10:37 pm
(10:37:56 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!111


JstSumHottie has left the room. 10:38 pm
ImTehHero 10:39 pm
(10:39:26 PM): You'll never manage to harm people Dr uv EV1L!!! Not while ImTehHero is here to stop you!


Dr uv EV1L 10:39 pm
(10:39:49 PM): I'll get you next time ImTehHeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

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